In the dim and distant past
When life's tempo wasn't so fast
Grandma used to rock and knit,
Crochet, tat and baby sit.
When the kids were in a jam
They could call on Gran.
But today she's in the gym
exercising to keep slim.
She's checking the web or surfing the net,
Sending email by computer, you bet.
Nothing seems to stop her,
Now that Grandma is off her rocker.
